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batsandregrets:

          _{“A text that reads “Please return to <our address> or contact this number: <Dad’s phone number>“ because one day you’re gonna run into a lamppost and knock yourself out if you keep non-stop staring at your phone.”}

            “Hilarious.  I’ll have to remember that idea whenever you get dead drunk so I can drag you into the tattoo parlor to get the planted across your ass.”